User:Storkbork/Spoofs

Spoof page! Prepare for randomness!

Ash and Falcon
"GOO HUG!"

Ashpaw popped a ball full of goo and hugged his sister, who groaned and jumped into the air holding her tofu pillow.

"Ashhhhh give me a break, I sleep to get rid of this urge to love Stormstar." Falconheart pressed her pillow against her chest and made a house of tofu marshmallows for her to hide in.