FlameClan/Roleplay/Archive 69

Horsekit gave a small grin before nodding slowly. "No problem." Minkkit turned to his real-life reflection and grinned at the tom kit. "I think...we should try to 'cure' this 'disease' of Flykit, brother." 14:17, August 11, 2016 (UTC)   Otterkit's eyes sparkled mischeviously. " I fully agree with you, mate. And what better place to start than the medicine den? C'mon." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 15:02, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

Streamwing nodded, but her eyes were glancing at Falconheart, concerned. The tabby she-cat had been quite down, and she was determined to lift her spirit. "Falconheart! C'mon, come chat with us." She watched the brown tabby's eyes widen and move towards her. She leaned towards her mate, murmuring, "She misses her family." 21:35, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

Abyssfur sat just on the outskirts of the camp grooming her pale grey, almost white pelt. The light colored molly glanced up her eyes meeting those of Lionfire. She hadn't really spoken to him any but had seen several good qualities about him. He was handsome, strong, and had a nice character. —   Ryewhisker 23:05, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit slipped out from the back of the nursery, slowly making his way into the den that smelled strongly. ''It's awful. I love it. ''--- Lionfire felt a stare on him and turned his head. He fixed Abyssfur with his scarlet stare and quirked an eyebrow. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:21, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit loped after his twin. "I say we slip him something that gives him the poops." 23:27, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit grinned. " You got it, mate, but how about we add something out the other end? Poop and barf are sheer class, if you ask me. Only problem is I have no idea what any of the herbs do- but I suppose we'll just have to wing it." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:29, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

The ginger kit gave his littermate and toothy grin. "Perfect," he poked his nose through the smelly herbs."Oi, let's go with these wicked seeds!" Stinging Nettle, perfect... 23:36, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

" Crush them up, or something," Otterkit said absently, poking around through the holes. He found a white flower with small petals, sniffed it, and recoiled. " I know what this is- it's yarrow... perfect, but what part do we use...? We'll just use the whole thing." He tossed out a couple stems.--- Brightwhisker saw her two younger brothers disappear into the den and frowned- she didn't want them eating anything and hurting themselves. The tabby padded forwards silently to the entrance and watched them for a bit. " Having fun?" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:42, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

Abyssfur's eyes widened a tad as he did so with the eyebrow. Is he flirting? she asked herself. The pale molly cast him a soft smile before sauntering past the tom. Hopefully she'd be able to get his attention. She was sorta the one night thing but really wanted a family someday. —   Ryewhisker 23:44, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

"Yeah, we'll make him snort it or something. We'll get that git back." He chuckled, crushing the delicate seeds with his paws until he froze up, hearing his sister's voice. Minkkit turned, grinning innocently at Brightwhisker. "Why yes, yes we are." 23:46, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

Lionfire kept his stare on her as she passed, and then snorted quietly to himself. ''She totally wants me. But hey, I can't blame her''. The golden-brown tom wasn't opposed to flirting, but he really wasn't the type to be serious about anything, really. He'd had an eye on Brightwhisker, but after the Cypressshade incident, Lionfire decided he liked his brains where they were. --- Otterkit did a half-jump as he saw his sister. " Oh, yeah, loads of innocent, healthy fun." Otterkit knew Brightwhisker wouldn't rat them out. The ginger tom-kit turned to Minkkit and his eyes lit up. " Good idea, but it has to enter through the mouth. Oh, oh. We'll make him eat freshkill- which none of us can handle- and will definitely give him indigestion. We'll also slip this into it. He won't know that the taste is wrong because he's ''never tasted freshkill!" ''--- Brightwhisker grinned at her younger siblings. " Don't bother trying to be innocent, it doesn't work. Seems like you've got everything under control, I'll cover you up but... who are you torturing?" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:52, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

Abyssfur made her way out of camp silently. She wasn't sure if the tom knew but hey whatever floated his boat. The pale grey molly lashed her tail as she worked her way through the territory passing a vole. The molly glanced back and was sorta sad to see nobody. She snorted before shrugging it off. Abyssfur's bright eyes went to the stream before she finally grinned crouching beside attempting to catch some fish. —   Ryewhisker 23:57, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

Tornadostorm peered in over his sister's shoulder, twitching his nose. "Oooh, I smell trouble! Are they actually taking after us? Rad." Minkkit snickered. "And then mum can't blame us for all of this rubbish, 'cause he ate fresh kill that was 'mysteriously tainted'." He pushed the groud up seeds onto a big leaf to carry them safely. "Totally wicked. We'll play the whole 'you aren't brave enough to eat it' game." 23:58, August 11, 2016 (UTC)

" Yes! Haha!" Otterkit let out an evil laugh. " He's such a stuck-up git, he'll totally go eat it." The ginger kit looked up at his older siblings and smirked. " Taking after you? We're going to be so much better." --- Brightwhisker grinned again. " We're going to convert them to the dark side." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 00:05, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

A small snicker sounded from the dark tabby. "I think we already have." Minkkit waved his tail. "Ready, mate?" He had the leaf of ground seeds in his mouth. 00:08, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Abyssfur hunted for another ten minutes before going back to camp. She searched for the tom she assumed to a player. Lionfire. The very pale grey molly lashed her tail dropping her fish before biting out of it. —   Ryewhisker 00:10, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" Ready," Otterkit grinned. " I'll go keep Flykit distracted- you get those seeds and yarrow into a piece of fresh-kill. Let's go!" the ginger kit raced out of the den, heading straight for his pompous brother and jumping right ontop of him.--- Brightwhisker shoved Tornadstorm playfully and scooted away, watching the duo leave. " You're right. Horsekit's not so bad, but poor Flykit- you'd think that because we named him, he'd be more evil but..." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 00:22, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"We named him?" Tornadostorm snorted, shoving his sister with his hips. "Cypressshart was the one who named him." Minkkit nodded. "got it." Taking the herbs, he hurried over and plucked out a mouse, moving swiftly. He stuffed it with the yarrow before dusting it with the grouded seeds, grinning all the meanwhile. 00:24, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Brightwhisker cuffed him on the ear. " My prescene inspired him. I have that kind of influence." --- After much indignant squealing and horrendously offensive threats of " I'll tell Mum!", Flykit pushed Otterkit off. " What are you doing, you idiot?" the kit sniffed.--- Otterkit grinned easily. " Testing you."--- " Testing me?!" Flykit's voice rose into a high-pitched squeak.--- " Yup," Otterkit smirked. " Testing your cowardice level. It's very important for self-enlightment."--- Flykit looked ready to blow steam out of his ears. " Cowardice? I'll have you know I'm practically the bravest in the Clan."--- " Prove it then," Otterkit said, suddenly serious. " I dare you. I dare you to- try a piece of freshkill!"--- Flykit gaped. " I can't do that, we're only- fine. Fine, have it your way- lead me to the fresh-kill." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 00:31, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Tornadostorm scoffed. "Pah, they got the idea when I showed up!" Minkkit pricked his ears at the sight of his brothers approaching, quickly starting to wander around as if he didn't know what was going on. 00:33, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" You?" Brightwhisker laughed. " Of all things stupid! You couldn't inspire a beetle."--- " Oh, I exist to serve," Otterkit said mildly. " This way, good sir. Ah yes, look, freshkill!" the tom pulled out a squirrel and, totally subtle, sniffed it. " Not that- how about this bird-" sniffed it again, nothing. ''Where did Minkkit put the- bingo! ''" Here you go! Eat up!"--- Flykit was suspicious, but shrugged it off. What could they've done, they'd hardly ever been out of the nursery. Taking a deep breath, the ginger kit leaned down, and (according to Otterkit) took a bite and chewed with agonizing slowness. For a horrible moment, nothing seemed to happen as he turned to Otterkit and said: " There you go, I'm no cow-" Flykit's expression froze.--- Blazechild

Minkkit watched idly, batting his little eyelahses innocently as if he was the most perfect and harmless child ever. Yeah, right. Tornadostorm waved a paw. "I guess you're lesser than even a beetle then, my young inspired one." 00:43, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit tried to prevent himself from doing a dance of glee. Looking at Flykit's face, which was a mixture of horror and disgust, he pushed the mouse forwards. " You look like you enjoyed it! Do you want some more?"--- Flykit felt a horrible turning in his stomach. With a nasty, throaty gurgle, his stomach regurgitated, the contents ending up all over Otterkit's paws. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 00:46, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Blimey!" Minkkit's look of disgust quickly vanished and faded into a sharp grin, the kit breaking out into laughter, losing his game face and giving in to the scene. "Flykit, that face of yours you just made, how spiffing it makes you look! I say you keep that face." 00:50, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" Eww!" Otterkit did a little dance of disgust, flailing his paws at Flykit and wiping his paws on his brother's fur. " If this is what your stomach has to hold, my prayers are with it!"--- Flykit couldn't decided which brother to kill first, so he started with the closest one- Otterkit. Before he could move, he was stopped by a resounding fart. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 00:54, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit eventually stopped, catching onto his breath and wiping his face with his paws. "Too good- too good!" And then, he lost it again when Flykit farted. He let out a loud laugh, tumbling backwards. "You- you just-!!" 00:57, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Despite the vomit on his paws, Otterkit guffawed. " F- fantastic!" he spluttered. " Minkkit, we are-" Flykit farted "- amazing-" fart "- and unstoppable!".--- Flykit threw himself at Minkkit, farting all the while. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 01:01, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Don't forget good-looking!" Minkkit galloped away from Flykit, glancing over his shoulder. "Oi, perfect prefect, might wanna monitor your bowels rather than us, eh?" 01:04, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Flykit snarled. " I will eat you alive!" the ginger kit made a clumsy lung at Minkkit, farting once more. Then he froze, an odd expression on his face. He raced off towards the dirt place, falling on his face several times and farting all the while. --- This set Otterkit laughing so hard he could barely breathe. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 01:08, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Really? I don't think you should eat anything else, Flykit." Minkkit grinned at Flykit, trotting over to stand beside his twin as he watched Flykit flee. "Got that git good." 01:11, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" It was splendid!" Otterkit laughed, and then the laughter quickly died away. " Mate, look at my paws. I've been contaminted with Flykit. If my brain slowly starts to degenerate into a mess, you know why." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 01:15, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Best go wash that off before mum sees," Minkkit commented, cocking his head as he glanced at his twin's disgusting paws. "Or before you catch Flykit's stupid. Don't want another prefect in the family." 01:18, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" I'm pretty sure a lot of people have noticed..." Otterkit said mildly. " It's hard to ignore a farting, vomiting kit in the middle of camp. Anyway, I gotta go find a puddle to watch this off in. Run away and hide in the nursery, get Horsekit to lie for you." The ginger kit snuck away. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 01:21, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit nodded. "Splendid, mate." Turning, he hurried off into the nursery, glancing at Horsekit. She shrunk back in terror. "I-I know that look, Otterkit." The tomkit fluffed out his fur. "It's-" he shook his head, sighing. "-ugh, never mind...I need something." 01:23, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Convieniently, there was a puddle near the entrance. Otterkit thoroughly washed his paws and snuck back into the nursery. He silently laughed his head off because Flykit was still in the dirtplace. " Hey, Horsekit," Otterkit grinned. " Will you do your adoring brothers a favour?" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 01:34, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Otterkit, if it's a prank on someone you need, I'm not going to do it." Horsekit responded firmly to Minkkit, but the tom shook his head. The molly gazed up at her other brother as he entered. "Minkkit, I just told Otterkit that I'm not willing to do any pranks, I can't get any trouble and risk not becoming an apprentice!" 01:36, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit exchanged a swift glance with Minkkit and grinned wickedly. " It's not a prank, Horsekit," Otterkit said earnestly. " Now, all I need you do is one thing, and it's very honorable. In order to spare my brother any punishment, I nobly asked you to tell mother that Minkkit, me, made Flykit vomit, and that Otterkit, him, had nothing to do with it." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 01:42, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Horsekit twitched her tail, her paws neatly tucked underneath her chest as she lay there. "Or I could just claim that Flykit was being an idiot and ate solid prey long before he should?" She let out a soft snort. "Three against one then...why couldn't you two think of that lie?" 01:46, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

''Because your confusing of us was just too perfect of an oppurtunity to resist. ''" Horsekit, that is a horrible lie. Half the Clan saw me and M-Otterkit laughing our butts off. And it's Flykit's word against ours which, sadly, is more convincing. If we have you lying- I mean, telling a biased version of the truth- she'll have a better chance of believing us." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 01:52, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Horsekit went silent, glancing at the two, her gaze flickering back and forth from tom to tom. "Wait a second..." the little kit lashed her tail angrily. "You're trying to trick me, Otterkit! I know that Minkkit's taller than you. You're trying to frame him, aren't you?" 02:10, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" Um..." Otterkit faltered. His sister was really quite scary when she was mad. He began looking for exits and frantically trying to think of Plan B. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 02:20, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Topaz was bored, so he went outside to hunt and chill out. 02:26, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Meanwhile, outside camp, Blazefire figured out what was going on. She made a beeline for the dirtplace, where Flykit was emptying himself on both ends. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 02:27, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"You see, Horsekit," Minkkit quickly stepped forward to defend his beloved clone, "what really happened is that it had been nothing but an innocent prank, unfortunate peer pressure, really. We dared poor Flykit to eat the fresh kill, as he wanted to prove how brave he was. The git- I mean, the perfect little kit did as we said, even though in the end, we attempted to stop him, realizing that it could upset his stomach. But he didn't want to give in, and ate it, causing indigestion." He let out a small cough. "But being the immature kits we are, he laughed at our perfect prefect's pain, because we find farting funny." 02:28, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" Yes, that's right," Otterkit said, regaining his wits. " I, personally, find farting rather interesting. If it's the mouth that talks, then is farting butt language? Perhaps Flykit was trying to speak to us..." realizing what he was saying had no signifance whatsoever, he stopped. " See? I'm immature. I feel horrible about it, of course, and I simply couldn't face what I had done, so I attempted to frame Minkkit and run away. My deepest apologies." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 02:32, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Y'know," Horsekit began flatly, adding a slight huff afterwards, "...I'm not mom, so that's practically pointless, unless you're trying to use me as back up, and therefore trying to tell me your planned lie." Minkkit nodded at his little ginger sister. "See? And that proves it: Horsekit isn't an airhead like Flykit." He then turned back to his twin and grinned. "I do think he was trying to speak with us, mate. I believe he was trying to say this: 'I am full of hot air.' That was why he was farting, there was just so much of it, he nearly exploded, so it just...had to come out." 02:35, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" Just tell Mom we've been here all along," Otterkit said breezily. " She adores you. Ickle Horsie wouldn't tell a lie!" The ginger kit hastily disguised his laughter at Minkkit's statement by coughing and spluttering. " You're right. That's gotta be healthy, letting it all out. You and I should run an anger management class and use this very advanced technique of Flykit's." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 02:39, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Do not call me 'ickle horsie'!" Horsekit fluffed out her ginger fur, screwing up her bright pink nose. "Unless you'd rather I tell mum the truth?" Minkkit shook his head quickly. "No no, no need for that, Horsekit. We got the memo." He turned back to his twin and snickered. "Yes we should. I say we should squeeze it out of him as well." 02:42, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" Make him fart even more?" Otterkit wrinkled his nose. " Um, no thanks, I don't want to destroy FlameClan. He's gonna be on his guard now but- if we let him believe nothing'll happen, we'll slip him something else." --- In a pause between Flykit's regurgitation, Blazefire brought him to the medicine den and gave him some moss to- erm- ''expel. ''" Crowfrost? Crowfrost, where are you- you need to fix... this." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 02:49, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Amethyst wondered where her bro had gone, but didn't bother questioning it. 03:09, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Mightily annoyed, Blazefire began sniffing through the stores, jogging her memory for the ones that would help Flykit. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 03:24, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Well, whatever you're going to do," Horsekit began, nodding at the medicine cat den, "I suggest you do it fast." 12:16, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" You're the best, ickle- I mean, Horsekit," Otterkit said with a lopsided grin. " C'mon, Minkkit. Let's go pay our dear brother a visit." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 12:23, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Horsekit simply grunted in response, resting her head on her paws. Minkkit nodded, turning swiftly on his paws. "Let's go see our lovely 'piece of work'." 19:27, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit grinned and was about to enter when he caught sight of his mother. " Ah, crud! Mom's in there!" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 19:28, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Let's play the whole 'I'm a curious kit' part." 19:45, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" Yeah, the 'we didn't know any better' deal." Otterkit strode into the den, the perfect picture of concern, with round eyes and pricked ears. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 20:05, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit poked his head inside the den, blinking up at his mother in confusion. "Mum?" The ginger kit asked, peering at the herbs. "What's going on? Why aren't you in the nursery with us?" 20:07, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Blazefire stared at her son, smelling a rat. " Why are you out here?"--- " We heard Flykit moaning, mommy," Otterkit blinked. " And we wanted to make sure he wasn't hurt." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 20:11, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Well..." Minkkit looked down at his paws as he shuffled them guiltily. "...I was...kinda...hungry..." 20:13, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" Speaking of hungry," Blazefire said mildly. " Would you two know anything about Flykit eating freshkill?" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 20:14, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit cocked his head. "Aren't we too young to eat fresh kill?" 20:17, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" They made me!" Flykit growled, suddenly waking from his nap. He apparently didn't know the twins had put herbs into his freshkill. --- " We didn't make you do anything!" Otterkit said indignantly. " We weren't even there!" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 20:26, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Like I said, we were in the nursery!" Piped up Minkkit, flicking his tail. "You can even ask Horsekit! We were all taking a nap, and then got up and found you gone. Now we're hungry." 20:29, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" That's a lie!" Flykit squeaked. " You were right there with me! You dared me to eat the freshkill, I know that!" --- Otterkit shook his head. " Poor Flykit... are you sure you aren't having hallucinations of a sort? We've been in the nursery all along."--- Suddenly, Flykit's eyes brightened maliciously. " Mum, sniff his paws! He may have washed them, but there'll still be some scent there... some scent of vomit!" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 20:36, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit fluffed out his tail, like a ferret bottle-brushing. "Blimey, that's a jerk move!" The twin grumbled, nodding at his non-twin brother. "If you were sick, you didn't have to come into the nursery and vomit all over us when we were asleep. What'd we ever do to you to make you think of doing such a thing?" 20:39, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" I did not do that!" Flykit scowled. " Mum's been with me the whole time I was here, haven't you?"--- " Yes," Blazefire said consolantly, then turned her stare to her identical sons. " Okay, enough. What did you do to Flykit?"--- " Alright, alright, I'll tell the truth," Otterkit let out an exaggerated sigh. " Minkkit and I- we dared Flykit to eat a piece of freshkill, but we didn't force him, or anything like that. We didn't even think he'd do it, really. Flykit seems to have a really inflated ego." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 2f0:50, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit scowled under his breath. "...He's telling the truth. So really, it's not totally our fault." 20:56, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

" What?!" Flykit gasped. " No- they- I swear-"--- Blazefire paused for a moment. " Flykit, you really shouldn't let your pride rule your head. Just because your brothers dare you to do something doesn't mean you should. And as for you two-" she turned to glare at them. " I don't think you're telling me the full truth. As punishment, you're going to look after Flykit until he gets better." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 21:07, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

A crooked grew on the taller twin's face. "Don't worry mom, we'll take great care of our little perfect prefect." 21:27, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Abyssfur made her way into camp silently. The very pale molly sniffed as she number into a strong body. "Oh I'm sor-" she stopped mid sentence. She had bumped into Lionfire. —   Ryewhisker 21:29, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit, however, made a face. " Mum, if I get Flykit cooties, this is all your fault." --- Blazefire whacked both of them lightly over the head with her tail. " Don't be ridiculous, Otterkit. Now, if you really were hungry, you can come to the nursery and get some foood."--- Flykit had dozed off. --- Lionfire grinned. " Didn't catch that." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 22:02, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

"Splendid idea, mum!" He hurried after the molly, eyes bright. 22:06, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit was quick to follow. Blazefire, in the nursery, allowed her kits to nurse. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 22:13, August 12, 2016 (UTC)

Horsekit watched her brothers enter the nursery, keeping a straight face, although she desperately wanted to bust out into laughter. Based on the way the twins held their heads, the ginger she-kit could tell that they were busted. 01:06, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Never one to stray out for long...or had he? Topaz had been gone for a while, Amethyst noticed, concern sprouting in her gaze. Er, if he's doing something, why's he been gone for so long? 01:24, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

After her kits had their fill, Blazefire went to go stay with Flykit. " You two-" she glared at her identical sons, " will need to go get some water for Flykit."--- Otterkit pointedly refused to look at Horsekit as his mother left the den. " Not a word out of you," he warned her. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 01:41, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Horsekit grinned, taking her chance, "what's wrong, Ickle-Otterkins? Did you get caught?" Minkkit fluffed out his pelt at his sister's comment. "You're helping us take care of that prat." 14:23, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

" After all, Horsiepie, you're the better out of all of us, aren't you? How could you turn down a chance to take care of your ailing brother?" Otterkit simpered, batting his eyelashes. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 15:56, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

"If I remember correctly, mother assigned the two of you to him, not me." She stuck out her tongue. "After all, I don't want to get in your way." Minkkit twitched his tail tip and bit Horsekit's tail, dragging her out of the nursery. 22:32, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit grinned and darted after his brother, hurtling into Horsekit's side and sending both of them tumbling. He ended up with the upper hand and pinned her down, growling mockingly at her. " You dare defy me?" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 22:49, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

"Yes, actually, I very much do." Horsekit said in a flat tone, letting out a small huff afterwards. A shadow fell over her, and she froze. Stormstar gazed down at the twins and their sister, 'raising a brow' at the scene. "...did I hear you two did something to Flykit?" 22:51, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit stepped away from his sister and grinning easily at his father. " Yeah. Sorry. Minkkit and I dragged Flykit out of camp, dunked him in the waterfall, and then dragged him sideways through the forest back to camp." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:04, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

"They stuffed herbs in his fresh kill and made him poop and vomit all over the place." Horsekit grumbled, getting up and shaking the dust and dirt from her pelt. Stormstar blinked in surprise. "Really?" He paused. "...How'd it go?" 23:07, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit turned a withering glare on Horsekit before gazing at his Dad, jaw dropping. He recovered quickly, a crooked smirk on his face. " Really well, actually." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:13, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

"Simply splendid!" Minkkit gave his sire a big grin, waving his tail. "It was hilarious father, if only you could have seen it." 23:17, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

" It was wicked," Otterkit said earnestly. " You should've seen his expression! Serves the gi- I mean," Otterkit hesitated... despite how cool Dad was being, you never knew how well he'd tolerate insults. "... I mean, the snob,  right!" He made a crude imitation of Flykit's farting noises. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:21, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

The leader let out a soft snort of amusement. "Sounded like you two enjoyed yourselves..." He let his gaze trail over to the medicine cat's den. "...but it was still a bit...far. He's only young, and will learn to get his attitude in check eventually, but I'm sure angering him won't help." 23:28, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

" We're only young," Otterkit pointed out, " the same age as Flykit, and we don't have attitude problems like that. Fine, yeah, okay, we'll try to avoid giving Flykit indigestion. But I make no promises. Also, in our defense, we didn't force him to eat anything." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:32, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

"Peer pressure is almost worse than forcing, Otterkit." Stormstar pointed out with a swift flick of his tail. "If he didn't eat it, you would've made him feel terrible." 23:34, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

" So?" Otterkit said lightly. " He should learn to deal with it, then. Flykit'll face worse peer pressure than two brothers urging him to eat freshkill." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:40, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Stormstar narrowed his eyes. "Otterkit, no matter what you think, what you and Minkkit did was still wrong...even if funny." 23:42, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit grinned cheekily. " So you do think it was funny!" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:45, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Stormstar sighed. "Yes, but- argh, that's not the point...!" The leader turned away to go do leader-y things. 23:47, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit shoved Minkkit lightly. " Score for us, mate!" But the ginger kit scampered after his father, skidding to a halt in front of him, and said, " It's okay, Dad. Mum already punished us." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:50, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

Stormstar gazed down at his ginger son. "I heard, you better treat your brother well though, or there will be worse consequences." Minkkit rolled while Horsekit watched him in confusion. 23:55, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

" Oh, scary. But okay, I'll try." Otterkit butted his head against his Dad's leg, and then raced back to his siblings. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 23:58, August 13, 2016 (UTC)

The leader watched his son leave before returning to his duties. Minkkit raised his head as his brother returned. 00:05, August 14, 2016 (UTC)

" I promised to be a good little boy," Otterkit said seriously. " Wanna check up on Flykit?" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 00:08, August 14, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit nodded, flexing his tiny thorn-sharp claws before grinning. "Yeah, let's 'check up' on him." 00:10, August 14, 2016 (UTC)

" And send him the 'get well' vibe," Otterkit smirked. He ruffled Horsekit's fur with his tail, calling out " see you later, Horsie!" over his shoulder. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 00:14, August 14, 2016 (UTC)

Horsekit 'waved a fist' at the brothers as they left." Never call me that again either!!" Minkkit snickered, poking his head into the medicine cat den. 00:18, August 14, 2016 (UTC)

" Oh, look, if it isn't Fabulous Flykit!" Otterkit crowed, swaggering into the medicine den. Flykit growled. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 00:21, August 14, 2016 (UTC)

Falconheart would eventually take Amethyst outside, trying to help the dark gray she-cat overcome a few of her fears. "So, don't think fo your brother as a cold-blooded killer." As she said the words, she watched the younger she-cat freeze up. "He is just very misunderstood, much like my family was." Her green eyes wavered as she caught something out of the corner of her eyes. "Think about it like that for a moment, something's got my eye."

She turned away from Amethyst, focusing on the smell of loner. Who'd even dare to.. Her thought disappeared as her eyes caught orange tabby fur. Oh, no. Breifly, she remembered raising her kits, and she felt an urge to take them in. ''Poor things. Their mother either died or...'' She shut her eyes, forcing the thought down. No, don't think about that. She eventually figured out how to round them up, approaching them slowly. 01:59, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit found Flykit's attitude annoying, so he uncermoniously shoved some damp moss near his brother's head and then proceeded to examine the medicine stores. If there was one good thing that had come out of this punishment, it was being able to spend more time in the medicine den. Otterkit sniffed around. All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 02:03, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Crowfrost promptly walked in the den, alarmed to find one of Blazefire's sons sniffing around his herb store. "Out," he growled, poking his paw at the ball of fur, which he quickly figured out was Otterkit. "Out. Now. Flykit needs some time to recover, and the last thing I need is for some mouse-brained kit to mess up my stock!" -- Falconheart, of course, could never let kits die, so she helped them back to camp, flicking her tail for Amethyst to follow her as she passed the dark gray she-cat. 02:14, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit's eyes narrowed. " I'm Minkkit. If you're going to kick me out of your den- I'm supposed to look after Flykit, by the way- at least use the ''right name." '' All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 02:16, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Crowfrost raised an eyebrow, despite not being able to see. "Excuse me, but I can tell the difference between you and your trouble-making brother. And as far as I'm concerned, I'm the medicine cat here. I will look after him as best I can." 02:29, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

''Ah, mouse dung. He recognizes us by scent. ''Well, it was worth a try. Otterkit still had a boiling anger in his stomach- Flykit, when he could've actually been useful, was snoring. The ginger kit squared his shoulders, swallowed his fury, and said mildly. " Well, Mister Frosty, I hope you enjoy throwing your weight around- and despite being a medicine cat, I seem to recall it was my mother who fixed Flykit up? Anyway, if I'm to leave, you must answer a simple question," Otterkit shifted slightly, keeping his green gaze on Crowfrost's blind one. " I know what the poisoins are- nightshade, foxglove seeds...- my mum's shown them to me. But what I was to know is this- does only a certain dose cause death?" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 02:37, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

The medicine cat's thoughts immediately turned dark as he thought about the horrible things the kit could do with his answer. He tried to ignore it, growling, "Any dose of that could kill you. Now out, and I mean it." -- Falconheart stepped in camp a moment later, her gaze looking for Stormstar or Blazefire - or at least someone. 02:55, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Blazefire, who had been watching Horsekit out of the corner of her eye, looked up as Falconheart entered.--- Otterkit merely grinned without humor. " Are you so sure about that answer? You don't sound very convinced- and I'll just be staying here with my ailing brother, thank you very much, Crowsikins." All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 03:00, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Crowfrost let a growl escape his throat. Why are kits so pressing these days? The tom poked the kit again, this time using a bit of his strength to nudge the tomkit away. "Do you want to get in trouble with your mother? Or even worse - your father? Because I'll be willing to tell them if you don't stop poking around." -- Falconheart helped the two kits by her side, Amethyst flinching as Blazefire looked in their direction. The brown tabby flicked her tail. "Easy, Amethyst, you're fine." She met the blue gaze and nodded before leaning down to grasp the two kits by their scruffs. Take them to Blazefire. Her brother's voice rang out in her mind and she dipped her head in greeting as she approached the queen. 09:46, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit shrugged. " My mother told me to be here, so sure, go ahead and tell her," Otterkit snapped.--- Blazefire's eyes softened as she looked at the kits. " What do you need, Falconheart?" All my friends are heathens. Take it s l o w 12:57, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Falconheart set the two kits down by her side. "Found them abandoned. Quite young, by the looks of it." She leaned down to lick the tom's fur. "They need a mother," she murmured quietly, her voice cracking. At that moment, Crowfrost called for Blazefire, unaware of the two kits Falconheart had brought in. 21:33, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit scowled. What a looser, only Flykit went ratting out to Mum. ''Fine, if he's so concerned about his precious medicine store... ''a devilish grin rose on the young kit's features. --- Blazefire stared at the mewling kits and nudged them closer to her side, her motherly instincts kicking in. She frowned. " Abandoning kits is such a cowardly thing," she snarled softly, but then looked up to meet Falconheart's gaze. " I- I want to, of course, but... I'm already feeding four kits- providing enough milk for six would kill me. I need to talk to Stormstar." Good morning! You're going to die.  22:43, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

"E-Er, I could take them in," the tabby volunteered. "I-I mean, I can help them. I've got the experience. You don't have to..." She felt like shrinking; some of her younger shyness creeped back on her, and she pressed herself into the closest thing she could get to a ball. Crowfrost, meanwhile, harnessed his senses and kept a watchful ear and smell over the tomkit. Just because I'm blind doesn't mean I can't use my other senses to point you out. 23:33, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit was totally chill, watching his brother and blinking. Horsekit rolled around in the nursery, moss sticking to her fur after she tore up the mossy nest with her little claws. She snickered, continuing to claw on it, until her dad walked in...oops. 23:37, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Otterkit nudged his brother, pointed to the herbs, and grinned evilly. " Don't destroy them. Just... mix them up."--- Blazefire sighed. " You couldn't feed them, and besides, I raised Tornadostorm and Brightwhisker, so I have plenty of experience. How old are these kits? They look so young, my milk will dry out before they can be weaned properly." Good morning! You're going to die.  23:43, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit grinned in respone to show that he understood. He got that "curious kit look" on his face and leaned close to the herbs, sniffing them innocently. And then what? He fell forward onto them with a soft "oof", knocking over the piles with his body. "U-Uh....Hi, dad?" Horsekit grinned up at Stormstar innocently, the leader twitching his tail impatiently. 23:52, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

" Oh, no, Minkki!" Otterkit whispered, running dramatically through several piles of herbs and seeds. He made a 'desperate' lunge at his brother, knocking over a stack of goldenrod on the way. --- Blazefire looked towards the nursery, where she heard Stormstar's voice. " Stormstar?" Good morning! You're going to die.  23:59, August 16, 2016 (UTC)

"Ahhh...Ahhh....! Otterkit I-I think I got something up my nose!" Minkkit pretended to screw up his face, as if he was about to sneeze before rolling around in the herbs. He'd smell gross after this, but it'd be worth it. "Horsekit, who do you think is going to have to clean up this mess?" The leader scolded with a swish of his tail, beckoning to the shredded moss at his daughter's paws. She grinned innocently. "Uhh...R-Raptorpaw and Orchidpaw?" "No, you will be cleaning it up." Stormstar paused, looking over his shoulder and out of the nursery. "Yes?" 00:03, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

" I won't let you die!" Otterkit pretended to do an epic slow-motion dive to Minkkit, but missed and hit the pile of herbs next to his twin brother's head.--- Flykit, of course, chose that prescise moment to wake. There was a poppy seed near his head and, whoops, he inhaled it.--- Blazefire looked down at the kits, then at her mate. " She- Falconeart- found them abandoned outside. She wants to know if we can take them in." Good morning! You're going to die.  00:07, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

"Uhm, yeah," Falconheart muttered, flattening her ears. Crowfrost growled loudly, this time calling for both of the kits' parents. He didn't care what they were doing - this was too far for him. 00:12, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

Blazefire softly stroked the kits, looking up at her mate for his opinion. She twitched an ear as Crowfrost called, and gestured for Brightwhisker- who was looking curiously at the kits- to go see what the medicine cat wanted.--- As Brightwhisker strode into the den, she was greeted by the sight of Flykit sneezing frantically and Otterkit dying of laughter. Good morning! You're going to die.  00:25, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

"Nooo, Otterkit!" Minkkit reached for his brother, scattering more herbs in the process. "It's okay mate, I got you!" He rose to his paws, but saw Flykit and died of laughter, falling back over and rolling as he laughed, his stomach cramping up because of this. Stormstar looked down at the kits and flattened his ears. "You may nurse them, but never will I act as their father. Call me heartless, but I raise our kits and our kits alone." 00:39, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

Flykit's seed went hurtling out of his nose and hit Minkkit in the snout.--- Otterkit looked like he was having a seizure, as he was laughing so hard.--- Brightwhisker turned to Crowfrost. " I assume this is what you wanted to talk to my mother about?"--- Blazefire frowned at him. " You will treat them kindly, even if you do not act as a father," she said. Good morning! You're going to die.  00:46, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

Minkkit froze up in surprise, but heartbeats later, he broke out into laughter again, even though his muzzle was stinging and covered in prefect-snot. Stormstar twitched his tail tip. "They'll be treated like a clan member, I'm no Dark Forest fox-heart. Nonetheless, I will not act as the father, nor will I claim to be him." 00:49, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

" Flykit!" Otterkit wheezed. " I need to revise my opinion of you. You have perfect aim!"--- " Fine," Blazefire sighed, standing up. " Once again, I need ask- how old are these kits? Can you speak?" she addressed the last part to the kits. How on earth was she supposed to feed six kits? Good morning! You're going to die.  00:58, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

"Yup," Crowfrost growled, his tail lashing. "Round them up, please, Flykit's had something quite dangerous happen to him recently. I've got to take care of it, I can't have any distractions." -- Falconheart was starting to hate the fact that she was the center of attention. The two kits whispered their names, but the large tabby behind them was the only one who could hear them. "Their names are Juniper and Yarrow. I'm not sure how old they are, and I feel as though they refuse to say." She still flattened her ears and sighed, her eyes narrowed. ''Why exactly does he not allow them to be taken in as part of his family...? Larkshade would've taken them in as his own, no matter if they were his or not.'' 01:07, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

"Blazefire, let me know if the twins...act up again. I need to clean Horsekit up." Stormstar leaned over to grab his daughter by he scruff, who pressed herself against the ground nervously. He lifted her up with ease, exiting the nursery to clean her of dirt and moss. After that, he'd have her clean up the mess she made. 01:15, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

The ginger tabby snorted in amusement. " You'll probably be hearing from me soon, then," Blazefire said sarcastically, then bent down so she could look the kits straight in the eye. " Juniperkit, Yarrowkit, welcome to FlameClan. I'm Blazefire. Come with me," the ginger she-cat shepherded the two kits into the nursery. I'm going to wean my own kits very soon, I'm not sure how I'll feed this two... I'll manage.--- Brightwhisker peered into the nursery over Crowfrost's shoulder. " You two! Stop this nonsense! Poor Crowfrost, disrupting all his stores..." she stormed in with a fierce look in her green eyes, only to wink at Otterkit and Minkkit. She mouthed the word 'pretend'. Good morning! You're going to die.  02:03, August 17, 2016 (UTC)

Horsekit grumbled to herself as Stormstar groomed the dirt off of his daughter's pelt, tugging moss from her thick and fluffy fur, that now stuck out in random directions. "Dad, you suck at grooming." She complained, squirming in the leader's grasp. "Only because you aren't holding still, Horsekit. I'm almost done." "Oh yes, poor Crowfrost." Minkkit muttered under his breath, getting up and shaking the herbs from his pelt. "Just don't turn us in to mum!" 18:32, August 18, 2016 (UTC)

(my poor lower jaw is being pushed and shoved and stretched like putty). " I think I just might," Brightwhisker said mock-sternly--- Otterkit growled under his breath. " Poor Crowfrost, being bullied by two kits fifty moons younger than him." --- Flykit's eyes were watering. " Dey put a seed in by nose." Good morning! You're going to die.  20:30, August 18, 2016 (UTC)

Crowfrost flicked his tail. "Go," he growled to Brightwhisker, turning to Flykit. "I've got you, I've got you, you're gonna be just fine.." He immediately sensed disorganization in his herbs stores as his gaze glanced in the direction of the stores. "...Why?" the tom growled. -- Falconheart followed the queen inside, her tail curling around the two kits. Juniperkit protested, while Yarrowkit was too tired to really do much. 09:05, August 19, 2016 (UTC)

Blazefire sat down in her nest and allowed the two kits to nurse, grooming them gently. ---  Flykit blinked in surprise.--- Otterkit smirked. " We didn't destroy anything."

Se aw ee d Br ai n  12:37, August 19, 2016 (UTC)